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As long as the new film stars Patrick Duffy, I’m golden.

The irony is fun, isn’t it?

At least the infamously-expensive Rock Creek Mobil closed and reopened as a reasonably-priced Valero:

Now, I can buy a brainwashed super-assassin spending decades on the fringes of society hunting down the secret government agencies who manipulated him.

CAN’T. UNSEE.

Yup. Fun moment, LOUSY, ludicrous line.

As to her love of anchovies: She’s Greek. No shit.

Question is, did they gum up the suspension as bad as they did the first-gen -09, or did they nail it out the gate?

Damn... that’s cold. Funny, true... and cold.

Democrat plagiarizes Democrat; film at 11.

Here’s the scene for those who may have inadvertently intentionally walked out:

Did Edwards cast the movie? Because the central charisma-sucking vacuum that was Aaron Taylor-Johnson killed the movie.

The amount of $$$ and hours I spent reading everything, absolutely everything... yeesh. I would have been much better served just playing more of the WEG RPG!

Right there with you. I firmly believe that most fans look at Zahn through rose-colored glasses simply because of the inevitable goodwill he received for coming first— “ZOMG NEW STAR WARS!!!” went far in obscuring just how “meh” mediocre his books actually were. Later EU books that proved to be *genuinely* bad helped…

No, no— his name is John Harrison.

*Ahem*.

That... that is a horrible likeness.

Heh, neat: that intro is a direct homage to the opening of Revenge of the Sith.