Here's hoping I'd wake up tomorrow in a post-apocalyptic vortex world, with my body filled with glow-in-the-dark tattoos.

So "comrade" is not a Russian word? Huh.

Goddammit, don't ruin this for me.

Mine is xXx_hArDcOrE_LiNkInPaRk_FaN_[nO_$c0Pe_1337]_xXx because, well, I'm hardcore like that.

Cid! It's gotta have Cid in some form or another!

I read that as "Animal Crossing Lets Me Control a Rogue Raccoon."

There's always Cyber Monday.

The game was originally given a release date of late 2011. If I'm not mistaken, we first saw the trailer back in E3 2009—a reasonable time frame to showcase a game before its release date. The point I was trying to make is that shit happens and that nothing is set in stone. Complications during the game's development…

Well, you see, there's no such thing as a crystal ball.

Yeah, and I heard the omurice there are to DIE for.

You can always join the Federation; those guys could use a cunning leader like yourself.

Yeah, it sounded more like an empty promise. But, hey, a promise is a promise.

I'm not sure if it was reported here, but here's an article from Joystiq from about a month ago: http://www.joystiq.com/2012/09/23/harada-is-pretty-confident-he-can-get-project-x-zone-localized/

I forget: are there Monster Hunter guys in this game? It'd be nice if they team up with the Gods Eater guys.

My thoughts exactly.

That was a nice a video. Most people would say that turning your hobby into a job is a mistake. And I do believe that for the most part. This video, however, showcased that there are certainly exceptions.

That's a shame; you're missing out on a great game.

They really need to get to the bottom of this.

Taking a dump is a serious business, after all.

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