It’s actually the baby’s motorcycle.

...claiming an officer would have had to of witnessed the incident to issue a ticket.

Honestly thought I was going to see the video of this happening. What is it with you Subie guys lately anyway? Trying to one-up the Mustang/C&C crowd or something?

But wipers will, right?

Underthteer*

You forgot to add in the propulsive force of my tail lights.

I am not the expert on this...but I believe a “shootingbrake” is technically a two-door wagon, kinda like a wagon-coupe per se. Like this Volvo P1800.

“Why is it always the people with shitty cars that try and show out? No one gives a fuck about your 10-year-old V6 charger, I promise.”

Eh, the interior portion of the swap is pretty shoddy. The M5 never had the ugly all-gray interior, that’s a leftover from the touring’s 540i days. Would it kill the seller to buy some M5 door panels, lower dash, and center console? You could swap all of those in less than a day and it would look much more like a…

I’m pretty sure that if you can afford that car you can get Mercedes to open up the option list and get it painted whatever color you want it painted. But I’d venture to say that those are the colors 999 out of 1000 S-class shoppers are looking for, with the one being a piker who isn’t actually looking to buy but…

I know, right? Where’s the screaming chicken yellow or Statutory Grape? That’s what rich people who buy new S-class Mercedes really want, to draw a ton of attention to themselves with ostentatious and outrageous colors.

This is my weekend car a ‘76 spider, I rebuilt the engine about a 1000 miles ago, it’s got Koni sport yellow shocks with matching springs, weber carbs and a bunch of small little stuff done to it. I’m planning on a rollbar with harnesses and bucket seats, 8 inch wide tires, probably some more engine and suspension…

I hope it works better than this.

405 is the number of fucks, in millions, that no one gives about this car. It’ll be bought by old guys who want to cash in in 20 years, and you’ll never even see one at a dragstrip.

If you can afford to do that to an engine you can also afford to destroy it.

ITBs are neat, but that feeling, when you’ve got the jets juuuuuuuuust right? That’s magic.

See ya on the side of the road! Toot toot!

She knows I dress well, especially compared to how most people dress in the PNW. She just thinks it’s snobby to do so. She grew up as a ballerina (and I’m the snob!), so her idea of dressing up was not wearing sweatpants/workout gear. I suppose it has a lot more to do with me being from NYC and her being from…

There’s two plausible explanations:
1) An image search for “Archer” turns up drawings with both buttons fastened.
2) This is a three button suit.

I think a lot of cars have hit the specs they said they would. It’s more the implied promises that differentiates the F1.