Congratulations, Mr. NasalRadiator911, on COTD! My award to you is a Porsche 911 which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her pants.

still wish they made ‘Diss Ass instead

that wagon was everything.

Yeah but, where the fuck is that wagon? We just gonna pretend as if that wagon never ever happened?

Are you a poor? Your staff has to sit somewhere and wing seats are still illegal.

Absolutely, It should have been a full length double decker like the A380.

What do you think I am, a farmer? I'll wait for the A380 Penthousefortress, thank you.

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

Count to two. Then say a 13-second NASCAR stop is crazier. lol.

Thank you! More to come.

Tsk, tsk ... “boxter” ... you should know it’s “boxster”!

Can you make this guy write more often? Nice piece

Neither, I’d pick this.

That is correct. Or, as we like to say in my family: rock, pooper, fissures.

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No, now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Easy a Ferrari 275GTB/4 NART Spyder. Presumably the one that failed to sell at RM’s Monaco sale is still available. An offer in the $18- 23 million range should secure it

You buy a W113.

It’s not cute, it’s not plucky, you never have to make an excuse for it.

It’s not a knife edge razor, the steering is not ultra crisp but that’s what you want. You want a comfortable GT like car you OR your wife can and in fact does drive.

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.