So... I’m not the only one who thinks Pagani’s styling is horrifying.

I understand the carbon fiber extravaganza.
I understand the AMG-derived powerhouse amidships.
I understand the active-aero multi-tricks-and-ponies.
I understand the aforementioned listed equates to retina-melting performance, but...

Jesus-fuckin’-Christ,…

Speak for yourself...

Yup... the R35 is still horrendously ugly.

Thankfully, their old material is timeless.

Another naively overconfident Subaru driver off the road? Good.

Also, if you think the new Subaru is “beautiful” you need to have your fuckin’ eyes checked.

I live in San Diego.

Jason Torchinsky in a nutshell.

Stancypants.

Seriously, when is this horrendous fad going to die (along with the vaping owners)?

I [perhaps foolishly] bought this complete but non-running 1967 Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint GT Veloce over a year ago and have yet to get started on the restoration. It’s got good bones but will obviously require buckets and buckets of money. I’m determined to build it into something reminiscent of an Alfaholics GTA-R…

Hmm... tasteless wheels and gaudy stripes. Yeah, this is the absolute worst type of used BMW to buy because it was clearly under the abuse of a “Euroklasse” clown.

Show your wife a properly dressed man adhering to the all-important rules versus some clown who doesn’t know how to wear a suit and she’ll likely stop calling you a snob. Keep up the good work, we need more of us to fight the suit fight (educate others).

If you fasten the second button, assuming the jacket fits properly, it will cause the jacket to pull awkwardly. A single button fastened at or just above the navel allows the rear vent(s) to remain appropriately covering your derriere.

My pocket square comment was aimed towards the authenticity of the Archer cosplay. I suppose I should have worded that differently as pocket squares are certainly not required, though I’ve always found a simple square fold always adds a touch of sophistication (even if it is superficial, it adds just enough “I know…

No pocket square and the second button fastened? It amazes me when men don’t know how to wear suits properly. The rules really aren’t that hard to follow.

Beat me to it... annnnnnny day now.

(Hopefully before I die... I just want to listen to a new Tool Album before I die. Is that too much to ask?)

No we do not.

“I can’t believe you actually thought Alfa Romeo, owned by FCA, would manage a Giulia wagon.”

It’s a shame Scott Weiland couldn’t overcome his demons. Such an incredible frontman and voice. STP have always been one of my all-time favorites.