Yeeeeahhhhh.. We should all change our behavior in relation to the perceived probability of a highly-unlikely event. The TSA Model of Birth Control, right here.

Thank you Thank you Thank You.. You just made me remember "Stare Into the Fist of Dredd" and the accompanying wave of teenage comicbook nostalgia. So much Badassness in only one panel.

We Denver residents have long referred to Aurora as "Saudi Aurora" for the prevalence of gang violence and low-income housing there. It is no where near one of the safest cities in the US.

If memory serves me right, the commander in the mobile desk was paraplegic, thus *all* his furniture came on little wheels. Build the story around the limitations, indeed.

specifically, this one: http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/rocket_raccoon_1-4.shtml

I actually wish they'd do one of their animated films, on Rocket Racoon's origin story. The whole tale of Halfworld (the hospice-world) was one of the best-written comic tales I read as a kid in the 80's