Nope, old is where it's at.

So dangerously close to the crotch...might as well call it the Dick Luger.

While it is not perfect, I do believe a CarFax report would have picked up on this.

All right, all right, all right, let me tell you what MKZ is packing, Leather Interior, Rearview camera, Bluetooth and a ride as smooth as a high school girl's ass. Nothing is better for a road trip to see Aerosmith.

What kind of lunatic swaps a V8 into a Miata and mates it to an AUTOMATIC?!

Should have used a Dodge Charger with NOS, then he could have done wheelies while towing it.

Sweet mother of fuck! Another day on Jalopnik… Another pair of ruined pants.

You should direct him to Stef. She'll set him straight

Unfortunately, the automaker lobby has a lot more cash and influence than the Skyline hoon lobby.

Meh..., sounds like my wife when she runs out of smokes and needs me to go to the store.

Police cars!!

Depends- do HP count if they don't actually run- I mean I have serious doubts that any V12 Jaguar under say 20grand is going to get as many miles as it does HP without breaking down.

Why is it that the interior of every Neon SRT-4 smells like a teenager's ass ?

If you drive that car, I'd assume you knew a thing or two about hitting the slopes, if you know what I mean.

Save yourselves the trouble and make your word processor always auto-correct "Miata" to "S2000".

I'll forward your email address to my aunt.

Wait, what are these weight loss secrets, and how can I get access to them?