I'm clicking everywhere on the screen, but I can't seem to buy it.

Those "crickets" sold out the Staples Centre last year, so... That's a lot of crickets.

Ironic name for a device that, combined with this game, would preclude the option of actual sleep altogether!

"Nightmare fuel"?

This game would really only remind me of SAO if it had an improbably-competent protagonist who seems to suck the competence and agency out of every other character that he interacts with so he can be the sole Super Special Snowflake.

(I kid...kind of. I like SAO, but Christ, Kirito's "I am a super-cool badass who all…

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Not really. Just that one area they're showing off currently.

Bloodborne launches in the US on February 6th 2015

Ok I see what you're saying but it is just an HD port in that they didn't change the poly count but still the textures and it looks like the lighting was updated really makes all the difference. I will say that as the trailer goes on the game looks less refined, the first couple scenes look better then anything else…

Demon Souls Online

Love that it's basically Sword Art Online now!

I think you're misunderstanding...the point is, out of all the things likely to make you crash, this is probably one of the most likely. As in, if someone lights your armpits on fire, you will almost certainly crash.

I dunno what to say. It looks much better and runs much better than on the PSP (which had lots of slowdown and framerate drops). I don't really care that it doesn't reach the heights of what the PS4 can produce graphically, I'd rather have a good experience playing the game than just having it on the 3DS because it'd…

I use the DS4 on my PC and I love that thing. I have both a little USB bluetooth dongle for when I want to output to my TV and sit on the couch and a cord for if I just feel like sitting at the actual computer.

Having played the PSP version, this looks a loooot better (and not just the character models)

I'm having a party next week. PLEASE come.

Who the fuck does that?

Have someone set your armpit hair on fire when you don't expect it, let's see you not crash.

In his defense, That is pretty much the best reason ever to have a motor vehicle accident.