if I may be so bold...

So many things!

Okay, that is absolutely glorious.

Sure, except this also includes ~$40 worth of DLC. It's basically an uprezzed Game of the Year edition.

Dear lord. NO Battle tracks? Without the tracks to justify having a battle on, racing with balloons is NOT Battle Mode. Nintendo flat out failed that mode completely, unless they want to rectify with DLC tracks. As it stands, that is a total sham of a mode. I'm having flashbacks of the amazing time to be had in…

To The Moon ($2) [DRM-Free] | gog.com

The Killzone series (at least 2 and beyond, also discluding Liberation) has amazing gunplay. There's this satisfying feeling you get from shooting enemies: they react realisticly, cry out in pain, and drop to the ground realisticly, with this great feeling of weight. I feel like I just offed some guy. And I'll admit,…

almost half of the top 20 are characters from FF6

Oooooh, you hate it so bad. "It's not even a game!" *Sobs to no one in particular on the internet about nothing in particular

Man, the Tony Hawk series used to be so damn good. Just top-tier games.

You're right to want that kind of stuff, but re-read what you said and realize how entitled and lazy that sounds. According to who should this stuff be unified? I don't remember any company stating that this is the way it is now so if its not its unacceptable. I don't remember the PS4 saying it does…

you're a fun guy.

The punch line is that Japanese food doesn't agree with him...

You're not a Guide Author?! Well then you'll have to pay your bill, no matter how broke you are.