Add a horror story mod to it and your all set.

It's gold, Jerry.

"I don't need a PHD to tell you putting a bunch of anonymous 13 year olds in a room is going to lead to some form of chaos."

Yeah, it's looking like the 3DS all over again; kinda lacking in releases for the first year, but promises for more by year 2 and forward.

If only they called him "King of Nipples"...

"Watch Out For Crocodiles"

Shoulda made it three days you can rewind...

My god.

Where have you been? That's LITERALLY all they do in Japan. They just love special edition consoles, apparently.

Awesomeness factor? 9001%

Best comedy?

Well, both are worth playing. The first games story is more original and interesting, but the fun-ness of the gameplay carries over to the sequel.

You mean Moon Kampf?

You are LITERALLY a big daddy at the beginning of Bioshock 2...

"At least he got off."

It will probably cost 40 Japanese GBA carts.

Now that I have a WiiU, I find myself playing much more Wii games than before. This has partly to do with GameStop's Power-Up Reward thing having a coupon for "Buy Two Wii Games, Get Two Free" last week.

Dammit, I'd kill just to have Deathsmiles II on a disk...

Looking for some cool dudes to hang out and rob a bank.

If you regret all the amazing games released for the Wii, then maybe you should stop buying Nintendo consoles all together.