Dickey, you're absolutely right about him thinking the party was overrated. After all, when asked where the "Vikings Sex Boat" party ranked among all his other wild partying experiences as a professional athlete, Fred said, 's moot.

looks like Rod Brind'Amour

The last time anybody was that excited about a royal snatch, Queen Latifah was in a committed relationship.

I guess this means we'll be seeing fewer face offs.

If you're wondering why Deion would dress like that around the house, it's because his ex was a big fan of a three-piece suit, more specifically; slander, libel and defamation.

Not only was he a home run Hitler, but he also had 15 Stalin bases and was hit by a putsch.

Kobe: "I thought you were being rhetorical."

Electricity? I doubt it. The staff has been known to make the most of just battery.

You think you can just make racial jokes here, oh do ya?

The correct answer to this question was, "Antonio Cromartie."

Human anatomy is their Achilles heel

I just hope Wayne doesn't act like a big Barasshole when he's drunk.

Ott is such an idiot. You're in Buffalo, moron. Don't lick the center, try the wings!

Think fat, like Bill Conlin. He can't reach all the places he needs to wash.

Who is the smelliest person in sports journalism? I always have thought Tom Jackson looked pretty stinky.