DarrenPuppa
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As a Bills fan who was there yesterday, I definitely saw some shit. But nothing, nothing was worse than this....

I’ll take it.

I go to a lot of Bills games, and these stadium experiences are some of the tamest I’ve heard. I once got in a full out Canada vs USA brawl over the questionable result of a flip cup game.

Magary how many dick jokes can you write in the next couple hours before the Bills WYTS?

Wow. I can’t believe how dumb this lady is. Nobody spells Charlie with an ‘ey’.

This will probably be thrown out in court due to absolutely horrific punctuation.

That take was ice cold and terrible.

Does anyone at Gawker even care about that thing that happened a few weeks ago with the guy and the quitting and stuff?

Has anyone on the staff ever farted in a meeting?

The guys from Buffalo, give him a break bud.

This is what happens when you are one of those people who keeps the stickers on your hat.

Lettuce = hockey hair. Only Canadians are really really really northern Americans know this.

Clearly he misheard Quennville’s request to be more like Crosby, and is instead being more like Cosby.

There really needs to be #LOLEAFS

I’m so excited to see how my Leafs can tarnish his legacy as one of the best ever. Do they revoke HHOF membership?

As a Canadian, I’d just like to apologize that no one told you to directly fuck your own face.

I know I’m not supposed to take this seriously because LOL DEADSPIN WRITERS ARE ALWAYS JOSHIN AROUND, but eat a bag of dicks Samer. Canada rules!

I actually thought this was pretty shitty compared to some of Tim Thompson’s classics. (Tim Thompson was not brought over to Rogers)

I actually thought it was pretty neat ya dick.

Gronk never makes it out that late. He passes out in a pool of Natty Light, and porn stars around 2:45.