Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Taurine, an amino acid, has wonderful effects including better focus and a lessened feeling of fatigue. Wiki that shit.

My old man just picked up a ex-procharged 4.6 from a drag car. It had been making ~1300hp before the charged was pulled. Now for a transmission.

"This is where I'd put my complete game...if I had one! DINKLEBOOOT!!!"

That's the weird thing! All of this is true, yet I still play.

said every internet commenter about a popular IP ever........

Paid? He liked either approached complete strangers and asked them to participate or looked for people who knew who he was and told them to play into the scene. It still gives license to people who would do this without permission to see him do it and others labeling it "comedy."

do you even verse?!1!?

What about one of these? Wouldn't this blend in way better?

$100 sweatpants?

Do it. It fits me when I've had a shitty day, complicated by my wife being deployed and failure to plan on the part of people I'm close to—and a few beers. Not my proudest moment.

DeFiero filter

a scruffy-looking guy whose entire training consisted of learning how to say

Precisely my feelings, summed up almost exactly. I think people don't realize some of the drawbacks when they dream about how great these cars are to have. Don't get me wrong, it's great on the perfect Saturday when the sun is out and the roads are clear... but in traditional city driving... ouch.

We were gonna film it, but we decided to just have fun driving around instead. My YouTube career will resume next week.

Great article. Definitely first world problems. I feel incredibly lucky to have a super car (McLaren 12C Spider), but driving into the city here (I live in Silicon Valley driving to San Francisco) is exactly like you said. You are constantly watching for anything that could jump out from the sides, top, bottom…

especially when you put yourself squarely in one of the most heavily trafficked areas: the Holland tunnel entrance. AKA the best place for a car club.

Just click it a little.

He did? I genuinely do not remember Speedy getting any. Although good for him, I guess.

Fair enough. You get one gold star.