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I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

It’s amazing how many people seem to think Deadspin, Gizmodo, etc are all a single person.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The Roomba needs to start driving and creating its own shot.

What

I would add that if the Pacers can take the Cavs to 7 games, how is it possible for the #1 regular season team in the East fail to win one game!

This is the first kinja comment I have ever seen that I want screen printed on a t shirt

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

This is a direct result of never having to *really* worry about being able to pay your bills or feed your family. You assume that getting someone in trouble and costing them their job won’t be a catastrophic setback for them, because can’t they just call their parents and get next month’s grocery money?

I have no way to confirm this, but I’m confident 99% of all uses of “I NEED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER” come from middle-aged white women.

The raptor are the canucks of the NBA. And I’m glad. Fuck Toronto.

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

LeBron celebrating is seriously the most adorable thing. Dude’s won absolutely everything and he still turns into a giddy little kid. I love it.

Hey, can you fire your coach and hire her mid-playoff series? Asking for a garbage, fraudulent #1 seed.

Lebron is the fucking Thanos of the Eastern Conference and the lowly little avengers have no fucking chance of ever stopping him. Sorry to say there’s no captain marvel to come save the day

in 2015 when LeBron was loafing his way through his first Cleveland season, I thought “Hey! This Hawks team is pretty good! They play like the team that just clobbered a LeBron team into the earth 11 months ago! Hawks in 6!”

It never gets old.