Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

When Tampa was trying to make the 2nd touchdown, Romo said something along the lines of “you get this touchdown, then you gotta onside kick and get a field goal.”

Dear Cecilia. I see you have made a lighthearted statement on the internet. Please see below for my ten-page, point-by-point counterargument, sprinkled with ad hominems, which I have posted below and also mailed to your office in hard copy. Please advise as to when I should expect my apology.

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Robert Griffin is like that freshman in college who goes through 5 roommates his first semester because all of THEM are crazy.

Did Eli quit on that play? Asking for a friend. In Dallas.

Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.

The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

There should be statues of him everywhere, with the plaque on it saying “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

quintessential Boston fan response. Bravo

Can’t be afraid to try. Fear is the mind-killer.

Do you not understand how this series works?

Arsene has such a cool design. Too bad he suffers the same fate of Orpheus and Izanagi of being worthless after the first half of the first dungeon