Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If Skip Bayless guaranteed the sun was going to come up in the morning I’d bet against it.

They’re not on speaking terms.

Four made 50+ yd field goals in the last two minutes. What is the opposite of Blair Walsh?

“That was probably the dumbest safety I have ever seen.” - Hiemoth

Oh now he decides to run it on the goal line.

+the last time Deadspin decided Aaron Rodgers was a Holy God and decided to dedicate a weekly article to him and that didn’t last very long #2015

Because it’s sad to see the orthodox fundamentalist faction of the Nintendo faithful go out of their way, each and every time, to defend every single thing Nintendo does, even when it sounds stupid on paper (and most likely, will be stupid in execution). It’s like watching people in a cult sometimes.

Nintendo and has solidified my theory that they are a company full of brilliant artists, designers and technicians that, at some point, got infiltrated by a mob of brain-damaged, glue-eating lemurs that somehow got entrusted with 50% of the company’s decision making.

“I’m more worried about the Packers defense than the Packers offense.”

As a born-and-raised Packer fan, I’m more worried about the Packers defense than the Packers offense. In the 6 playoff losses with Aaron Rodgers at QB, the Packers defense has given up an average of 35 points. THIRTY-FIVE POINTS.

Focusing on gimmicky shit w/ the controllers - again.
Super Mario not being a launch title.
An apparent complete and utter lack of any worthwhile launch titles other than Zelda.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Just you wait until the names of the players all start sounding familiar again because you rooted for their fathers when you were growing up.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

That_Other_Guy for NFL Commissioner!

Can we take the “Cardinals lose” game and make the Knicks its basketball version?

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

I can see it working. Basketball is more a game of feet than inches.

Just remember this whole downward spiral started when OBJ got on that boat.