Drake. He was healed of being a cripple on degrasi to being a rap super star.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

You know, I almost rage-typed a hateful response full of obscenities. I took a deep breath and realized that I’m a 30 year old man who hasn’t lived in Philly since I was a teenager and that you’re likely trolling to prove a not-so-nuanced point about awful Philly fans.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Dan just broke my heart. I always to forward to Zodiac MF each WYTS.

I don’t have to go.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

Only if Viola Davis (or CCH Pounder, or Angela Basset) plays Waller instead of that boring-lame 20-year old beanpole they had playing her on Arrow before.

... and Katana, and Waller?

Without realizing Marvel already did that, and called it Guardians of the Galaxy.

Should have made a Secret Six movie tbh.

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

It’s nice to see Lacy picking up right where he left off last season by not gaining anything.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

Max has the look of a man who just tried the “start something with the toughest MF’er in the prison yard” gambit and now realizes that people say that because they want to see the new guy get curb-stomped by the toughest MF’er in the prison yard.

Greg Jennings retiring from being picked up and dropped on the waiver wire 80 times in your fantasy football league.

Especially after being the ones to have broken said leg of opposing team player.

I have no problem believing the Saints’ defense couldn’t catch a man running on one broken leg.

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

“we” lol