Ok this guy is either John Titor or an acquaintance

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

Paul George would like to talk to you about that $20.00

These people seem to think adam silver has placed donald sterling in jail

Via XKCD -

Yet another downside of Paul's constant travelling.

"ACTUALLY, Teague was clearly out of bounds."

It's Duking, and it's always been Duking.

Star Wars: Episodes 1, 2, and 3 is why people still shoot on site and don't green screen everything.

He travelled.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

WOW! If the Chargers can hold on to this lead...

Remember that one time when you said a thing and it was wrong and everyone laughed...such a classic.

Only in Texas could an "Elegant Lady" have 20 football players inside of her.

Good to see an owner who responds to fans' concerns. Lord knows they've wanted a new coach for quite some time.