I presume all of Tavarish's posts are satire. There is almost never any factual content, just opinions stated as facts.

Four Reasons you should buy a base model car.

Not everyone cares about 0-60 times in 2014, though. Some of us need a truck and care about economy.

I use OSX, Windows 7, and Ubuntu. They all have their benefits. I see OSX as an elitist OS. No matter how much you prove you could get equivalent hardware for 1/2 the price in a PC, you'll never convince the average Apple elitist. They will continue to shell out car money for a laptop.

Apple is the Harley Davidson…

I wish basic cable was only $25. In Texas, Time Warner Cable charges $60 a month for basic cable. I am pretty sure that is to 'sell' you into digital for the additional $10-$20 a month.

I find this post 100% credible, if only because he randomly capitalized words to emphasize his superior intellect in all things print.