Driver awareness, training and education. Nothing can make a car safer than the nuts behind the wheels.

The push-pins are a nice touch, too. Don't think it qualifies as acupuncture though.

I'm all for people getting the flu shot, and I used to get it fairly regularly. The last time I got it though I ran into a bit of a problem... my hands quit working for 3 days. I couldn't squeeze hard enough to pick up a cup of coffee. It was some pretty scary shit. Doc said it was likely one of the preservatives that…

Ehh.. it's still a fun little one liner.

As I understand, the Chevy Nova didn't sell well to Spanish speakers, because "No Va" translates to "Will Not".

Encountering on-coming traffic on that road must be interesting. Must be radio controlled?

That's pretty crazy. Looks like several of those cars had no business being there is the first place, but the shocking part is the number of people who came out of their cars DURING the crash.

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Guess the goofy little mistakes are hereditary.

"Where did this (program|toolbar|driver) come from? I sure didn't install it!"

Well, as you know, speed limits in Canadar are pretty low, so it's not so hard in a 48hp car to accomplish the task.. and personal experience has shown that the trucker won't know you're there whether you dive under his trailer or not. Think of it as a safety feature; an escape route, if you will.

Several British sports cars fit, too.. like Spitfires and Midgets.

I was in a Eliminator 36 Daytona Speedster when it burned up a piston in the port engine at 150 mph. It was really anti-climactic. The cabin started to fill up with smoke from the used-to-be-oil-but-was-now-chocolate-milk burbling out of the left valve cover onto the very sexy and fap inducing exhaust. What a ride.…

...and here I was thinking THIS was the correct way to make a lasagna!

Ranchopel.

Who says hatchbacks have to be front wheel drive and boring? It wasn't Toyota, surprisingly enough.

Post the screenshot?

This should at least be a runner up. Sure, it's a terrible car - but it suffered so much and never let Walt down...

"At this speed the tires will only last 15 minutes. But that's ok because the fuel will only last 12 minutes."

Long Islands are delicious, and they make panties fall off all across the land..