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Mr. Schreier,

Fuck yeah,

Good now eat this broodwich

Don't worry MetalSonic, its a perfectly normally reaction. Now if you will come with me its time to read your thetan levels to make sure you are truly ready for lord Xenu's return...

Star of Duty: Modern Black Ops Wars 7

Dude, where did you get that sweet pic of Dr. Steve Brule!

I am sorry, the title of this article is not spelled correctly.

This comment, is so incredibly stupid it deserve to be studied by scientists.

You literally typed "Kotaku has always had the "Not Yet" option".

Sorry but that is not true. For years, Kotaku had better more sophisticated reviewing methods that didn't include this ridiculous Yes-No reviews.

I hate the "Yes" - "No" system as well, and have written about it in the past. Its a childish and dumb system for reviewing a game. It serves no purpose what so ever.

Exactly, lowest common demonstrators in media aren't the pillars of character depth and artistic vision.

Anyone else see the irony here? If you substitute Cliff for the Hero, Anita for the Damsel and these bullies for, well villains, you have a classic Damsel in Distress story. Sorry Cliff, but your sexist!

I'm confused. I didn't see on this first-graders paper the reviewer is supposed to write a big fat "NO" or "YES" as a broad summation on whether or not a game is worth playing?

Wow, look at these trashy low class U of M fans. Still butt hurt from that Thrashing MSU laid on you?

Now playing

I am sorry, I know, but come on, I had too.....

Now playing

I am sorry, I know, but come on, I had too.....

I am against the number system in games reviews as I have stated, so your comment makes no sense.

What does any other review have to do with my criticisms of this review?

But I did read the review and yet I still feel this way. Any more suggestions?