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White Men have the lowest difficultly setting my ass. It has been widely established, that the lowest difficult setting is stay at home moms.

Hey Fahey, Thanks for the review, but you left out what you were eating while you played.

I am fairly confident that there is no way in hell I could "finish" that nice young lady.

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best game ever, but EXCUSE ME PRINCESS I think you are all forgetting Link's trademark catchphrase!

Just an FYI, Rockstar Games Table Tennis was an important game as it was a modeling program for the characters in GTA. The game never really existed, but evolved out of development through them having fun with the engine.

I think this guy did an ad for oops i crapped my pants!

There are too many blatant things in the game for this not to be true.

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I will post this again, because it appears a lot of you have not watched it. Go watch it and rethink about everything that Mass Effect is.

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As I posted early, all can be explained by the Indoctrination Theory. IMO, this is the real end of Mass Effect. Its a dark end, one where the Reapers have won. Humans were not special, they were killed just like every other race before them.

Its a nice thought Stephen, too bad none of what happened was real. The indoctrination theory is the only thing that makes sense to piece that mess of an ending together. Meaning that the universe is still pretty much screwed and we haven't seen the final ending.

I am not sure that you could make that claim, but try me.

I appreciate the reply. I have been a fan of Kotaku, for a very long time. (and yours all the way back when you made MTV multiplayer relevant)

Ah Stephen, I hope you don't take me as a grumblely idiot. But I digress, I am fine with culture posts, but when you are this divergent, it seems to devalue the strength of the site.

see above reply.

I am aware of Kotaku Core, but my impression is was that it was strictly game related i.e. release dates, news, reviews.

Soooo, let's see we have an article about babies, news on Kim Kardashian, and Porn star today.

I am with you on that one

Well played Tokoth, well played...