Bitch, better have my feathers.

After the comments Correia made I'm surprised it took Rousey that long.

And it’s so wrong that you are.

It’s sad being stuck back in the greys again :/

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more stars. Who doesn’t love a good Xander reference?

Suck it, Trebek!

I think it depends on the guy. Really well endowed men I’ve been with seemed to think that taking off their pants and letting me behold the sight of their dicks was foreplay enough.

“IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN DICK JOURNALISM!” (i’ll show myself out...)

NOTHING DEFEATS THE PENIS!

Grandpop Hemsworth.

My house was a semi naked house, I mean I was allowed to run around in my bra and underwear well into adulthood. My father, who never shied away from telling me I need to 1) loose a few pounds or 2) for the love of god shave your yeti legs, never made me feel uncomfortable. I’ve seen my mom naked and would shower with…

My mom definitely was naked around me and would occasionally take baths with me. But it was always very clear that this was okay because she was my Mom and that it wasn’t something that was for everyone. It also wasn’t like a “naked house” situation. It’s not like she was nude all the time. But if she was going to…

Sh*tty K*tty: The $2000 Dumpster Cat

He’ll be an illustrated book for kids someday.

This is both horrible and also 100% less horrifying than I was expecting a story containing the words ‘dog flipping’ to be.

If someone wants to dog-flip Sh*tty K*tty, the most terrible of all the animals in my home ... I will uh ... throw in some free feline KD formula and his litterbox.

http://io9.com/brain-eating-a…

yeah, if this was a live action sex roleplay happening in my bedroom.

Zayn could play Aladdin, and Freida Pinto could be Jasmine.

THIS IS THE JOKE YOU GUYS

CAN I HAZ