I woman your woman. Let's woman and woman. Woman you around woman o'clock.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

Moscow 2016

Jesus fucking christ. I have NEVER understood how American can live without washing themselves. i'm glad you use a wet wipe, that sounds clean. Toilet paper does NOT.

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

As a full-time writer of romance novels, I can assure you that we do know what fisting is, and we also know that words sometimes have more than one meaning! Sometimes more than two, or three!

Exactly right, Kelly.

Covered buttons are the absolute go. AND HOMEMADE? Your g-ma is rad. I want the white flower one somethin' fierce.

Those are like my grandma's. She wore a cardi like a boss. I still wear a sleeveless silk blouse that she made. With darts. And covered buttons.

All those movies make it sound like there's some kind of magic involved in beautifying a supermodel by removing her glasses & cardigan.

I'm saying, given my familiarity with both the poster CassiebearRAWRand Jezebel, offensive jokes are par for the course and the intent is always "Watch how I make these painfully earnest people groan at this over the top and on the nose joke."

There are like a bajillion Holocaust jokes out there already. And no, I wouldn't make a joke because they're boring and played out.

Great cassie. Now you're going to totally screw with NASA as they won't be able to keep up with the dramatic increase in stars you've just introduced.

Fun fact: scalping was practice by both native americans and colonial settlers, at approximately the same rate. They even offered a bounty for scalps.

But are you allowed to scalp tickets?

I want to spank their asses with a wooden spoon.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

I'm torn between wanting to judge Beyoncé for being involved with this monstrosity and really wanting to hear the new version of Crazy in Love. Who am I kidding. I'm gonna hate watch the SHIT out of that movie, and love every second of it.

I will not rest until he is cast as Shadow in the American Gods series. If it ever gets made.

@katieb has landed: I'm in New York, and I went to a place called Town Shop on Broadway at 81st. It's a wonderful shop — I had bought my bridal lingerie there. I