The Patriot AI rant is far too relevant these days, especially considering the whole idea of “truth” and those who seek to shelter themselves from anything that doesn’t jive with the exact way they view reality, be it Trump supporters to SJW’s on tumblr.

Dear @teencosmo:

DT: “Hello, is this Teen Cosmo? This is Donald Trump. I just want you to know that Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t very hot anymore. You should know so you can report on it.”

I mean what did he expect would happen if he acted like a spoiled brat? He may have been good at his work but not so good being a mature adult.

This comment made me cackle for some reason. I live in a city called La Crosse and have never met anybody who likes the lowercase sport. Touche.

Maybe I’ll make a male-only sarcastic comment compilation, so more attention gets paid to this vastly underrepresented demographic.

I was there too. Something about the phrase “Fuck Fest” screams “orgy!” to me, for some reason.

I like this.

That is... horrifying. Good god.

HolySh*t! You could make horrifying Creepypasta with this

Holy shit! That’s fucked up!

This might be the single most fucked up story I’ve ever heard out of any video game.

Wow, not that I want to cripple someone but this story makes me want to play the game. Sounds like a a+ Horror(rpg/adventure/strategy game).

That one disturbs me, but I’m a huge fan of your movies so don’t feel too bad.

Two in the cyberpink, one in the cyberstink.

to be fair, it’s not entirely clear if Trump actually has a heart.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

I’m sorry but if you bring a rifle like that onto public transport in a major city then you are creating a disturbance. Even if it’s not a real one most people can’t actually distinguish that with a glance and even the red safety tip is a ridiculous enough measure it means nothing. If he had done this at the premiere…

Oooh! And installing the game with the floppy disk is it own game where you have to try pick the right floppy disk at each part of the installation. If you do it wrong there is several of other software it installs instead, like a copy of the movie Jerry Maguire.

Oh man,I was really hoping it came on several hundred floppy disks or at least CDs.