Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

I hope I can roll as a Borg Stormtrooper and Exterminate all the Brown Coats in PVP on the Arrakis battlefield. It will be so Super Green!!

Yoda? That’s Mass Effect, isn’t it?

My friend was so certain we would get a different ruler than Gandhi this Civ and they were being so smug about if for some reason.

At this point he needs to be a dick as an in-joke for the series.

Just don’t do anything nice to him and he won’t glitch out like that.

I know the feeling. I was all “Man I’m bored. I think I’ll play some Overwa-oh... right...” :(

Now that we have a woman to tell us what “maleness” and “having a pair” should entail, we can truly become adequate men.

Jia, maybe women are crushing it at the confessional game because women-oriented outlets (like, say, this one) are more likely to be so narcissistic as to think the world cares about their…

I can picture a porn version of that when only part of Jon Snow rises.

Like opening the door of time to stop Ganondorf only to give Ganondorf the power he needs to conquer the world.

Just Explaining

What’s the “J.E.” for?

As someone who still plays, I disagree with everyone who says that raising the level cap to 99 ruined the game. If anything, FFXI has become significantly more accessible, satisfying, and fun overall. I say this not as someone who joined late in the game, either, but as a player who started out with the North American…

Should I refrain from drinking there milkshakes, or do I drink them up?

Not bad for a sponsored piece. (That is probably the first and last time I say that, so enjoy it.)

I can think of one way....

uh there are only 4 member of star fox: fox, peppy, falco, and frog

Th... that’s a joke, right? It was a half-decent Adventure game in the vein of Zelda with goofy dinosaurs, an irritating sidekick, magic and spirits that don’t and have never fit thematically in the Star Fox franchise, and a basis that had nothing to do with Star Fox until Rare was basically forced to MAKE it a Star…

Better than the professionally done anime somehow?