They'd be the Harlem Globetrotters of football.

At this point, the Giants would probably be better off just forfeiting the rest of their games and putting on a three-hour Odell Beckham Jr. skills showcase every Sunday.

JJ Watt and him could form their own team where they are the sole members and probably still win the NFC South

I have just one question.

I think we're long past him being an embarrassment. I get that we all have jobs we want to keep, but that he's shown this level of indifference to being used as an accessory in a smear campaign against the VICTIM of abuse doesn't make him an embarrassment. It makes him a straight up coward.

King has somehow managed to cross from being a reporter to a PR flack without ever losing the media credentials declaring him to be the former.

Bet that looked AMAZING in first person.

I'm sure Rockstar will fix this glitch in the next patch.

Premium Club members receive their own personal Native American to denigrate just in time for the holiday season.

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

What do you expect from a team that is still living in the 18th century?

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

I live in Dallas, and although I'm "technically" one of them, I can't stand the spoiled shits from here (I wasn't born in Texas luckily). Privileged and under appreciating of their fortunate lives, and completely materialistic and devoid of culture. It's this non-chalant, better than thou behavior of Dallas kids that…

He was a wide receiver in college and the NFL before he converted to tight end.

I'll die to catch it.

This already looks better than any of the prequels. Also, do you get the sense that we may never hear about midiclorians again?

The spaghetti monster protects me from radiation. Ramen.

Those are absolutely some amazing one-handed catches, but I couldn't help noticing that they're all forward, in front of their bodies. Nobody's diving for a ball back over their head like ODB did. That said, the Freeman catch is my favorite, just 'cause we're never seeing that again.