ESPN reacted by immediately reinstating Keith Law, saying that this was the long-awaited proof of inherited traits that the evolutionists had been promising.

Keith Law just got suspended another three days.

He had fake blood on his sock and they built a narrative around it. Lifetime get outta jail free card with ESPN.

To paraphrase Homer Simpson-cognitive dissonance is the REAL cause of, and solution to, so many of life's problems

both evolution and creationism requires faith

By making these arguments Schilling is proving his lack of faith. Faith is belief in the absence of evidence. He is arguing against evolution, but its truth should have no impact on his FAITH. His Twitter fit is a crisis of faith.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

You'd think we could just count on offended creationists to ignore scientific Laws.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

Evolving Species? Probably Not

Nope, John Kruk is what we're looking for. John Kruk.

Well, Keith, you gotta pick your battles.

If one is seeking evidence of a link between ape and the evolved man, isn't Curt Schilling Exhibit A?

But something rubbed Bristol higher-ups the wrong way.

That picture looks like one The Onion would use next to the headline "Middle Manager Feels His Borderline Offensive Coffee Mug Helps Bridge Gap Between Him and His Direct Reports"

On one hand, this guy's an arrogant dick who will never realize just how tone-deaf he comes off on this issue, as well as many others I'm sure. But on the other, he might be just the right person to convince Jason Whitlock to junk the site's background music.

No one is allowed to use the word in my house. Not even Shaq, whose autobiography I ghostwrote.