Not surprised to see that his base is so...free.

If you ever wondered how Rob Ford could have been elected Mayor, this is his base.

Nyquist-Shannon gave us digital audio. Unfortunately, it also gave us brain-dead audiophools who've convinced themselves that their hearing is so accurate they can point out every flaw in it.

Looks like Marge Simpson and Ronald McDonald had an affair.

When I look at a silicon flesh-colored half sphere contracting aerodynamics is the last thing my mind instantly goes to.

"What are we gonna call this smart, morphable surface?"

Yeah, testing stuff is for chickens. Just throw some d00dz in there and fire that sucker to MARS

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Adam Silver is a good fucking commissioner. When was the last time we could say the Big 4 in sports had at least one good commissioner?

Whoooooooaaaa.

"And do I get any credit for having minority owners? No—it gets completely overlooked. This stupid country..."

[raises six white flags]

Yeah, for sure.

is this something I should be contacting the police about... all I'm hearing is you saying "I'm going to stab someone at Wimbledon

Where can I place my bets on Wimbledon for 'Someone coming out of the crowd and stabbing a player'?

"And when you pass, the lights go back to their ready position, excited to do their job again, until the entire system breaks six months after the warranty expires.

Dyslexia causes me too read the "SALT LIFE" stickers as "SLUT LIFE" and I think the meaning is the same either way.

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.