"Wait for a good pitch and hit it." THAT'S PITCH SELECTIVITY!!!

If only there was someone on a baseball team to manage these players.

I'll have to keep my ion this technology.

Active Suspension.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_su…

Should also be noted that these policies extend to Dodgers employees as well, since they don't have their own HR dept.

No Steroids, No Birthday Cake

Take John Clayton's ponytail? How's he supposed to get laid?

Here are a few alternative ways ESPN could have generated the $11-15 million:

Unless you read the news, in which case they arrived there hours ago. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/federal-…

THANK YOU. Why is this "thank the lord" shit a one-way street? Fuck the lord for extending his finger from the heavens, killing dozens of people, injuring dozens more, and making hundreds or thousands of people homeless. Fuck him, seriously.

FEMA?

Why? If it's the same entity that can create a 40-day flood but couldn't spike the barometric pressure to save a couple schools, then "thanks" would be pretty low on my list.

Intergalactic Fighting Competition Guru Says He Fixed Johnny Cage With Tai Chi

Kudos to the player that does this. I had a buddy come out recently and it was not easy for him.

Lame, blouses.

PLEASE UPDATE WITH THE SMOKE POST RACE INTERVIEW LOL