Man, that IS bad. They really should've gone with the chicane solution instead.

In this case, it's psychopaths who think vaccines make kids autistic and/or gay.

That angle and angled stealth paintjob are not flattering, I'll say that much.

Even if they were deflated, the NFL would not allow such a media shitstorm to happen and will issue an all-clear by day's end. Let's be real here.

Destined to never get made, other than as a boring GM beigemobile that they'll say was inspired by this.

Well that escalated quickly.

And those losers in Interstellar had to go all the way out by Saturn to get to a wormhole.

If the Giants could've sealed the deal last week, the Cowboys would already be punting the season after this game. I mean, they'll probably be doing that anyways, but you know, would've been nice.

And the Giants wasted it anyways because of course. Oof.

Collecting pieces of my jaw off the floor right now.

That's a damn good looking car. Hats off to Fiat. I want one.

ALL THE FADES!

Meanwhile, Russia's currency becomes increasingly worthless.

It won't. It'll be busy burning to the ground.

Christian von Koenigsegg is not impressed.

Considering the Spotify move, decent chance the "oh woe is me" dating shtick is in fact just marketing. Either that or crazy. I'd like to think it's the crazy.

Financial success is great and all, but she has the stability and maturity of a 13-year-old and can't stay in a normal relationship because of that. Money's great, but I'm not sure it's worth that much if you're in a psychiatric ward by age 30.

Always astounded at her fans insistence that she's awesome. Swift is a lunatic.

Didn't Dez hit his mom a few years back? That one seems like a serious thing.

Other than OBJ, Eli has nobody to throw to. It was depressing last night. It's just Eli throwing the ball to receivers and them either stopping mid-route or dropping it (except OBJ).