*Begins typing annual 200-starred joke*

How are people still giving this con artist money?

You sound like a very sad, bitter person.

You'd need to suspend for 50 games and bar from the hall about 75% of players in the game today just on the prescription stimulants shit alone. Everybody knows those prescriptions are shit. Hell, A-Rod got suspended for using shit MLB allowed him to use (before Selig changed his mind once he realized he had a perfect…

And that still doesn't change that he's one of the best players of all time and deserves to be in the Hall. The hypocrite, self-appointed guardians of the game who get to vote are assholes. Also, Tim Raines isn't in the Hall but Jim fucking Rice is because ESPN ran a year-long campaign to get him elected. Fuck the…

Well, Bonds was a Hall of Famer before he started using steroids, so putting him in with an asterisk is idiotic. He should be in, period. Also, Willie Mays and others from that era use amphetamines, so I guess they need asterisks, too.

Are you 12? You realize there's other American solar companies, right? And you realize that they can't compete with the Chinese companies because those have Chinese government backing, cheap labor and steal R&D data from North American and European firms, right?

Interesting point. However, bed bugs are a nightmare, and I'd rather not take the risk of that tiny thing in my book being a bed bug. My squishing all bugs policy remains.

Their employees voted it down after continued [bullshit] threats from the TN state government.

I think all the bad things people mentioned on this thread are why he's considered a bad director. Non-stop stupid explosions and zero anything else.

They're a grown up country that values life more than tax cuts.

Beat me to it. I remember Samurai Jack. Good stuff.

LOL even your baseball hot takes suck ass. Bartman screwed the Cubs? Oh, I thought it was their pitching and defense shitting the bed.

WOAH! Guys, guys, guys. We got an internet tough guy here giving us a piece of his mind. I guess we better stop rooting for out country to do well in international sporting events less we piss this guy off.

It's almost as if BlackBerry's delusions are not magically saving them. You're still top dog in 2006, BB! I like how they bitterly ended their relationship with T-Mobile after T-Mo let BB customers upgrade to something better for cheap. They actually thought they were going to hurt T-Mo by doing so. Lunatics.

Did you actually see the batshit stuff Sajak said?

A sports league commissioner who seems to actually be a very cool dude. What is this world coming to? But seriously, it's an awesome gesture.

American "news" media is fucking awful. Breaking news here.

And we can thank all the asshole bros doing 50 in a 30 while texting for ruining it for the rest of us. Man, fuck those guys.

Gonna be honest, this is pretty awesome.