You're a fucking idiot.

The 8 people who starred this are fucking morons. Why are we getting into a conflict between Russia and Ukraine? Seriously, other than "YEAH BRO MERRICUH RULES BRO", what's the point? Let the EU grow a pair and deal with this shit. We're done fighting other people's wars.

MOAR TORQUE is always awesome. I know electric motors don't have the cool sound of a V8, but the raw torque from 0 RPM is so worth it.

Since they all have paranoid fantasies of shooting gubment agents coming to take their guns, the term applies.

I can't help but wonder if Massa's brakes failed there. He rammed into Perez hard. Even without the wreck, tremendous ending to the race. I would've loved to see Massa get by Perez and challenge Vettel for 3rd place on the last lap.

LOL what?

Oh good lord. What the fucking LOL is this shit. Internet tough guys are the best. And I didn't call you Sully, Fitzy.

What was the actual number that were positive? Where is this from? Anyways, yea, I don't buy the whole "well he had to have been one of the few false results" thing. I mean the guy developed super-human power and played with other guys who used it (Sox and Yankees seemingly had a decent share of users), and his excuse…

Yes, I'm clearly jealous of Boston. Tell me again how you're any better than Yankees fans. The fact that you're convinced you're owning me or whatever says it all about how big a dipshit you are. If you're gonna troll, at least go all the way, not this half-assed childish shit you started with followed by an attempt…

Again, I'm not saying he's worse than anyone else who did it, but he probably did it, because *almost everyone was doing it* and he didn't fail the damn test by accident. It wasn't all of baseball who failed, it was 100-103 (I've seen different numbers) guys who failed. I don't think steroids magically made him…

Thanks for reminding us all why nobody likes sports bros, you troll.

I don't see why he gets the benefit of the doubt that nobody else does. Mike Piazza and Jeff Bagwell have the steroids label attached to them by the media as punishment for even playing in the steroid era. I'd love to pretend Ortiz is different and all...but no. Everybody was doing it, his BFF Manny was doing it, and…

Well, he tested positive, and he was a shitkicking nobody who turned into Barry Bonds Lite overnight, so there's that. I don't get why people have this thing where Ortiz and only Ortiz *must* be innocent, but everyone else is guilty regardless of a positive test or not if their name is even mentioned in the same…

Oh look, a thundercunt troll appears!

NASCAR owns it now so BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITYBOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY.

Well, see, Ortiz failed a drug test. He used steroids, and probably is now. You can pretend otherwise all you want, it don't change that he's as big a cheat as Bonds or A-Rod. With me, on the other hand, you would in theory have zero proof for your hilariously awful OMGlogics post. I know you gave yourself a huge…

Yeah, yeah. I'd like to be able to watch a prime-time baseball game without the booth guys spending 2/3 of it telling me how awesome Ortiz is and how Pedroia is the toughest athlete in any sport. I don't think Sox fans realize how nauseating it is and how tired of this shit the rest of us are. It's like the obnoxious…

Having to put up with Curly Haired Boyfriend does not cancel out the fawning admiration of the biggest sports media outlet in the world and the FOX crew basically cumming on air while talking about the Sox during the postseason. At this point, Pedroia could walk out to home plate, take a shit on it, and get praised…

It's not just the boston strong shit (but they did turn it up to 12 with it), it's the years-long ballwashing of anything Red Sox are pure and perfect and how they're the most loveable, small-town, gritty, gutty, hard-working, hard-nosed, small-market team. Ortiz has thrown entire racks of bats onto the field (2008 or…

You're right, I got the year wrong. It was the 2003 or 2004 when the pole-polishing began.