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NASCAR owns it now so BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITYBOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY.

Well, see, Ortiz failed a drug test. He used steroids, and probably is now. You can pretend otherwise all you want, it don't change that he's as big a cheat as Bonds or A-Rod. With me, on the other hand, you would in theory have zero proof for your hilariously awful OMGlogics post. I know you gave yourself a huge…

Yeah, yeah. I'd like to be able to watch a prime-time baseball game without the booth guys spending 2/3 of it telling me how awesome Ortiz is and how Pedroia is the toughest athlete in any sport. I don't think Sox fans realize how nauseating it is and how tired of this shit the rest of us are. It's like the obnoxious…

Having to put up with Curly Haired Boyfriend does not cancel out the fawning admiration of the biggest sports media outlet in the world and the FOX crew basically cumming on air while talking about the Sox during the postseason. At this point, Pedroia could walk out to home plate, take a shit on it, and get praised…

It's not just the boston strong shit (but they did turn it up to 12 with it), it's the years-long ballwashing of anything Red Sox are pure and perfect and how they're the most loveable, small-town, gritty, gutty, hard-working, hard-nosed, small-market team. Ortiz has thrown entire racks of bats onto the field (2008 or…

You're right, I got the year wrong. It was the 2003 or 2004 when the pole-polishing began.

I didn't fail a steroid test and then throw out a bullshit "Dominican milkshakes" excuse and then (LOLOLOL) say I will investigate the result. The logical gymnastics people do to excuse Ortiz are amazing. Not like he's a cool dude anyways. He's been a massive prick to opponents, umpires and the media for years now. I…

"Ortiz is different, he denied it so he obviously didn't do it."

When ESPN and FOX tell you for 12 years that you're America's Team and that everyone loves you and you can do no wrong, you start to believe it. The Sox clubhouse is like North Korea with that shit. They're convinced they have a divine right to talk shit about opponents, throw at people, stare at home runs and flip…

Nothing more amazing than seeing the Sox complain about someone not Playing the Game the Right Way while every asshole on their team talks shit and they all flip their bats and watch their dingers. That and Sox pitches using Yankees hitters as target practice for two decades now.

He also did the same with in a *SPRING TRAINING* game when he was with the Rays. He's a massive asshole (as is Ortiz, but that's besides the point), and yet from ESPN and FOX telling it you'd think he's the cuddliest, grittiest gentleman out there.

And Gomes still doesn't have a suspension for running in from the outfield to fight a coach and player on the Rays last week. MLB and the umpires fucked this up, but the Sox aren't poor, defenseless lambs here.

So it wasn't just me. FUCK OFF, ESPN/ABC. It was an awesome end to the race and they ruined it with that stupid shit.

I am shocked, shocked that a bunch of entitled, narcissistic assholes took offense to a team stealing a base with a 5-run lead. It's like when Ortiz flips his bat and stares at a homer for half an hour and the Sox throw a bitch-fit if anyone else doesn't Play the Game the Right Way. I think when the media gives you a…

Seems like a fitting punishment for a mullet.

As one who suffers from seasonal allergies, I believe her. It can hit you like a goddamn brick and there's nothing you can do, and it can render you a fucking vegetable for those few seconds when it happens. Shit is real, and like DRobin down below, it's a one of my biggest fears in driving.

It was obvious, relax. I was making a point is all.

My wireless situation has gotten better, but that's cause I have T-Mobile. Otherwise, cable company ISPs have been doing the same shit. Data speeds increase because they can only blow so much smoke up their customers' asses. Yes, data speeds in 2014 are better than they were in 1999, and definitely better than what I…

Cost savings for who? Sure as hell won't be cost savings for consumers.