Papa John is wasted again.

I don't know if Wall Street fraud counts as "earning it." Same for trust fund babies.

Musk is gonna need a lot of steroids to fight all those pumped-up bros in Jersey.

Gonna go with the unused Elise tubs theory. Probably a decent deal for them to sell these off in bulk to D.E. and be done with it.

2,000 ponies? They're gonna need some big-ass turbos for that. And then there's reliability.

What a dick.

Thanks for the internet diagnosis there. Calling me a pussy is a clear sign of you having a solid argument, internet tough guy. Shit, I dunno what I'm gonna do with myself now that a teenager thinks I'm a pussy.

Have fun wrapping it around a tree. I'm sure you're a total #pro with the wheel there.

Depends on how you define that. The douchewagon in question was doing so on public roads in traffic. That's fucking stupid. Besides, if you can afford a GT3, you can afford a track membership.

Sweet Jesus. Look, child, please understand that although it is #cool and #rad to fantasize about driving an expensive car irresponsibly on public roads, that often times leads to #crashes and #pain and #medicalbills and #insurancebills and sometimes #death. Video games are not real and there's no "Restart" mode in…

*facepalm*

Oh you got me there, calling me a pussy. You win the internet. The mind of a 12-year-old is astounding.

There's a difference between "driving fast" and doing triple digits on public roads while weaving through traffic.

I assume YouTube will provide my training.

Take this douchewagon's RS and donate it to someone in need who will love the car, drive it responsibly on the streets, and take it to Lime Rock Park every day they possibly can. I nominate myself.

Oh my. I'd really, really, really like one of these.

Used to be a fan of both until one of the series decided they were going to be WWE-on-wheels. It used to be about racing, but it hasn't been for a while now. I used to watch every race. Then they introduced the Chase bullshit, a "Car of Tomorrow" that was a pathetic 1950s piece of shit (and the fanbase and teams…

I used to watch it up until 5 years ago when I stopped completely. F1 has its own shitload of problems, but at least they're trying to make *racing* the show. NASCAR doesn't even bother pretending that the show is anything but the wrecks and driver fighting each other every other race. BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY.…

NASCAR drivers are not athletes. The cars are slugs compared to F1 cars. I hate it when NASCAR fans get defensive about that WWE-on-wheels shit. I used to be a NASCAR fan, then they introduced the Chase and flat out promoted the "fuck racing, this is all about drama!" crap. I will give one exception, actually:…

Let's not compare NASCAR and F1. F1 cars require physical fitness to drive. NASCAR had Jimmy Spencer once.