Pff. Everyone knows chicks don't know sports.

Well it is perfect for going to the mall and hauling groceries across flat, paved tarmac.

Shocking to see the people who run NASCAR turn the charred ashes of proper racing in America into NASCAR with right turns. Let's add competition yellows to Sebring and another full course caution at the end to bunch together the field.

When the guy guarding you has to hold back a laugh, you're doing it wrong.

Glorious Commissioner Selig ushers in a new era of baseball by awarding self most deserved honor for fighting the traitorous villain scum A-Rod and destroying him with a sea of fire and misery. Nations around the world celebrate the success and greatness of Commissioner Selig.

I got nothing against hydrogen, but it's expensive (and inefficient) to get it (since here on Earth it's always bonded to something), and the energy density isn't great. Batteries are at least constantly improving in energy density, so there's still a few decades of progress to be had there, not to mention the fact…

The soccer mom and douchebro demographic have been running low on options lately. Good move, VW. In all seriousness, it'll probably sell like hotcakes because DURR BIG BAD SUV USA USA USA BRO.

It's fair in that Horowitz gets fired if he disagrees with Selig's decision.

Dan Snyder is a piece of shit. There is no joke.

Come on, Schumi, if you can navigate a 600Kg jet fighter around Monaco at incredible speeds, you can navigate around this. Or something. Look, I'm bad at analogies folks, just wishing Schumi all the best and a speedy 100% recovery.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking dumb. You shouldn't have a driver's license.

I want to be a lumberjack just for this

Oh sweet Jesus yes yes yes.

Godspeed, Teabaggers. May you make yourselves useful for once.

Baseball: where writers and TV pundits who give David Ortiz a 24/7 ballwashing and pre-emptive Hall of Fame induction say Edgar isn't a Hall of Famer...for being a DH. Edgar has to be in. The end.

Tesla, why you no make first? I am disappoint.

Filming in portrait should be grounds for lifetime banishment from the internet and having one's iPhone crushed in a junkyard car crusher. Unbearable.

Romo throwing the two picks was just a bonus on top of the Dallas "defense" doing its thing.

Quite a handsome car. Audi is going for the "Bad Motherfucker" look this year.