It's fair in that Horowitz gets fired if he disagrees with Selig's decision.

I don't think the wedge shape is a gimmick since it lets them squeeze in thicker speakers while maintaining some sort of design to it. I'd actually call that pretty nifty.

Dan Snyder is a piece of shit. There is no joke.

For an answer to the question "But what are they doing with this info if not looking for terrorists?", see Governor Elliot Spitzer. Dude went after Wall Street at the State level in New York and they found dirt on him real quick once they realized he wasn't kidding around. So, basically, extortion and political…

I gotta say, 21 miles is not a trip to the grocery store...at least I don't think it is in most places. In some places, it might even cover the entire day's commute. It's a nice idea, and if they can get even more efficient solar cells, all the better.

It makes sense as a back-up and to at least help power the car's non-propulsion electronics.

Come on, Schumi, if you can navigate a 600Kg jet fighter around Monaco at incredible speeds, you can navigate around this. Or something. Look, I'm bad at analogies folks, just wishing Schumi all the best and a speedy 100% recovery.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking dumb. You shouldn't have a driver's license.

I want to be a lumberjack just for this

Oh sweet Jesus yes yes yes.

Transit agencies and truck companies wait for a heavy-duty commercial version. Reducing risk of a blowout for a bus or semi alone would be a godsend.

And all these projects are (IN NEW YORK FUCKING CITY) designed by developers living in 1955 and planning on everyone driving there.

Godspeed, Teabaggers. May you make yourselves useful for once.

Baseball: where writers and TV pundits who give David Ortiz a 24/7 ballwashing and pre-emptive Hall of Fame induction say Edgar isn't a Hall of Famer...for being a DH. Edgar has to be in. The end.

Tesla, why you no make first? I am disappoint.

Filming in portrait should be grounds for lifetime banishment from the internet and having one's iPhone crushed in a junkyard car crusher. Unbearable.

Romo throwing the two picks was just a bonus on top of the Dallas "defense" doing its thing.

Quite a handsome car. Audi is going for the "Bad Motherfucker" look this year.

I always prefer the pre-2000s styling, but those are two good-looking Bimmers. Shocked about how light-weight (for modern cars) they are.

All those dudebros in Escalades and Landys disappointed to find that driving one doesn't make them an extreeem badass driver in snow.