I'm gonna buy a football team and call them the Honkies. That OK?

Without the NFL, Prisco would have nothing to beat his dick to while imagining he's a tough football player who would show these pussies how to take it like a man.

You forgot Westchester and Rockland County, there. Also metro area!

The one thing that bugs me in this PED thing is the collective media effort to completely fucking whitewash Ortiz's history while they lobby to get his ass into the Hall. I don't get it. A shitload of guys used roids and he's the one who's nuts got stapled to ESPN, FOX, etc.'s chins. He never gets brought up, other…

This is funny. Ortiz had a whole BS press conference where he vowed to "investigate" how he failed the test. He hasn't gotten back to us on that. Ortiz has also once thrown a rack of bats onto the field for getting called out on strikes and this year he smashed a dugout phone and nearly decapitated a teammate in the…

Ryan Dempster is so gritty he hit A-Rod and then gave up 7 runs and lost the game.

I feel like the fact that David Ortiz also tested positive for steroids in 2003 (same as A-Rod) keeps getting overlooked in this "A-Rod is evil" thing.

He also gave up 7 runs and lost his team the game.

I would so buy one right now if I had crazy rich person money. Maybe find a V12 to put in there, too. Yes, has to be a V12 for TEH CONCEPT.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

I wish I could give this 50 stars. For all the time that gets wasted with managers running out on the field, they could review a dozen plays.

Pound-head-against-wall logic like this is why we don't deserve high-speed rail. Nobody wants or proposes you take a train between LA and NYC or LA and Miami. Again, it's for distances of 600 or so miles max. After that, you stick with airplanes.

The usual ignorant "hurr, trains from NY to LA" response.

I can see right through that mask, Rod. Ain't fooling me.

Your proposal: "Yeah, let's ignore physics and invent magic and then spend billions on a project that won't make the system faster, safer, or more reliable."

Look, if you seriously can't figure out the pure dumb in your "oh just put rubber wheels on" idea, there is no point. You're not making up the rubber wheels part, I'm well aware those metro systems have been around. The "no infrastructure replacement part" of your plan is *not physically feasible.* I feel like I'm…

OK, you're making shit up now. I'm done getting trolled.

Oh for Pete's sake. OK, I'll make this quick. There's hundreds of miles of track, and hundreds of bogies to swap out. Alltogether the cost is billions, of money we don't have. You also can't just do a section of track. Because the IRT lines all share tracks at some point (other than the 7) you'd have to shut down…

You're really not thinking this through. Will all due respect, think harder. You're way, way, way, way, way...way, way, WAY oversimplifying this. I'm really hoping you stumble upon why you're proposing a completely unrealistic and awful idea. Other than the billions upon billions of dollars of cost.

What the guy below you said. Yes, let's spend billions upon billions to do that. Holy crap, man. I thought you were joking.