Making all the road courses and street circuits on NBC Sports Network makes it hard to watch for us cord-cutters. ABC is all in on the ovals, though, and I literally couldn't care less about oval racing unless it's the Indy 500. So yeah, I'd like to watch, but I'm not paying a cable co an extra $30 a month to watch.

That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

He looks like literally any other douchebag I've seen on the streets.

I'm not even gonna mark this against him. Yankees and Red Sox fans fondly remember Papelbon as not the sharpest rifle in the kitchen.

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Is that race name a real thing? Please say no.

Not looking down, just being realistic. Texas is gun country, and NASCAR is big in Texas and the South.

I think it's actually a perfect sponsor for the race considering the location and NASCAR demographic.

Caray and Buck are bad, but *nobody* is as downright awful as Hawk.

Morgan always saddens me. Evil computer stats show him to the best second baseman of all time, yet he spends his time spewing bullshit about how stats suck.

Holy shit. That is all.

Actually, objective people have confirmed the tortured people literally just make up shit to make us stop and send our intelligence agencies on wild goose chases. People who get off on torture and think it makes them look tough think it works because it works on TV. An objective person sees an investment where the…

OMG You're so brave! XOXO #Liberty

What the bloody hell...

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I hope he does; it takes a lot of balls to do that.

Because it's pro wrestling on wheels. Even WWE fans can admit the wrestling is fake and that it's about the show. The fact that people actually try and justify to themselves and others that they're watching NASCAR "for the racing" is pretty funny. That's like saying you read Playboy for the insightful articles.

I used to post there back in the day, and found Jacques DeBris to be a funny way to describe the hilarious fake "debris" cautions they used to bunch the field up.

The fake debris cautions (Jacques DeBris was a funny term used on the SPEED TV forums back in the day) to bunch up the field and turn every race into a green-white-checker race doesn't really make it any more legitimate of a racing series. NASCAR is 1% racing, 99% WWE-style show. It's actually what made me stop…

I guess all the WWE-style drama the past couple of seasons is supposed to make people take this "racing" series more seriously. Rednecks gonna redneck.