Because it's pro wrestling on wheels. Even WWE fans can admit the wrestling is fake and that it's about the show. The fact that people actually try and justify to themselves and others that they're watching NASCAR "for the racing" is pretty funny. That's like saying you read Playboy for the insightful articles.

I used to post there back in the day, and found Jacques DeBris to be a funny way to describe the hilarious fake "debris" cautions they used to bunch the field up.

The fake debris cautions (Jacques DeBris was a funny term used on the SPEED TV forums back in the day) to bunch up the field and turn every race into a green-white-checker race doesn't really make it any more legitimate of a racing series. NASCAR is 1% racing, 99% WWE-style show. It's actually what made me stop…

I guess all the WWE-style drama the past couple of seasons is supposed to make people take this "racing" series more seriously. Rednecks gonna redneck.

Here's why MLB is kind of full of shit: The 1990s. They knowingly promoted the shit out of two walking chemical experiments to "Save the Game." Now that all is fine and dandy they're going harder than Chris Christie at Texas BBQ buffet.

Alonso had that little spat with Louie Hams back in '07. I like Vettel though. He's the best and he knows it, and he isn't a douche about it. Dude just tries to have fun and sounds like an actual human being.

I dunno, I felt the hype around him was so big it was hard to not see him as a celebrity more than a driver. I think dating a talentless PCD member has rubbed him the wrong way (hey-oh!), so I want to give him the benefit of doubt. Leaving Macca might reduce his douche factor.

Lewis ain't so bad. Just like Alonso, he was a douche earlier on (a championship will do that), but he's getting better as he matures.

Can't. Stop. Watching.

Because politicians can't risk making waves. Of course he'll make safe, boring bets.

I was just happy to see Massa have a good race. Nice to see him finally be the driver he was before the accident in Hungary.

Yeehaw hot diggity!

He can lead a sermon before the game and then suit up and throw some bombs to the opposing cornerbacks.

Sweet. +1

OR. Just a drunk douchebag.

The game is able to play offline. All that needs to be added is the ability to save locally. Bam.

Literally the only thing the server does is DRM and multiplayer related stuff. If EA wanted, they could make the game doable as entirely offline single-player. I'm not sure if you're paid by EA, work for EA, or are naive, but you're rather conclusively proven wrong by now.

What? But we've been assured by [paid-for and/or naive] commentors that EA is awesome and the servers are awesome and doing a lot of magic calculations for these tiny cities that our computers couldn't possibly handle!

Now there's porn spam in here. Lovely.

I support the turn indicator ticket thing. Here in Brooklyn it's a fucking mess. Nobody seems to even know turn indicators exist, so have fun if you're crossing a sidewalk as a pedestrian or driving head onto a dipshit who is turning with his indicators off. It's lunacy and it's dangerous as hell.