Lucky I didn't buy it. Thanks for taking a big steamy dump on a franchise I've been in love with since I was a kid, EA. That DRM measure, I'm sorry "cloud gaming", you implemented for this game has been a marvelous success.

That's lovely. Except you have a picture of a 2007 Orion VII bus there.

Does it still have the weird pitching motion and animation bugs from years ago? What about the awful swing follow-throughs of The Show 12? Serious question. The CPU managing of RttS pitchers (sliders seemed irrelevant) made me want to throw my controller many a times.

It's been happening in baseball for quite a while. Miguel Cabrera is a few DUI's from attending AA. MLB just doesn't give a shit.

I like how MLB is moving more of their playoff games to cable TV. Brilliant strategy. Now I can miss all of the playoffs except the World Series. I know lots of people have cable, but lots don't. I'm one of those who isn't getting cable just to watch MLB playoffs and the Yankees' shitty propaganda network. MLB is…

Excellent

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My old shitbox back in the day handled all the insane calculations of SimCity 4 just fine. Also, you're basically suggesting this game does things so complex that EA must have a bunch of goddamn Watson supercomputers crunching the data in their server buildings.

This whole online/need multiplayer mess + no subways in the game* = EA no haz my money.

Their politicians were very eager to get kickbacks and perks in exchange for fucking over their taxpayers. New Yankee Stadium fucked the city of New York out of over a billion dollars in bond payments alone. I'll never forgive this franchise (my favorite team...) for doing that to this city.

The online-dependency and lack of subways is kind of a big turn-off for me. Had previous SimCity games, and not sure if I will buy this any time soon.

When the internet goes down. I'd like to not have to worry about both EA's servers and my ISP screwing me out of playing time.

Just so we have this straight: A player smoking a joint in his home is worthy of a suspension. A player actively putting people in danger by driving drunk isn't. Solid.

DAMN IT. What was seen cannot be unseen.

Anti-Joke:

Nice

Yeah, how dare he not let his city be held for ransom by a team looking to have another city build them a new stadium for free.

I'd like to see all cars look like modern car game cars (LOL at the Standard cars). Maybe fix the brake physics (which were completely borked in GT5). And of course, actually record engine sounds. Way too many cars in GT5 (as usual) sounded like vacuum cleaners or just something not at all resembling real-life car…

Here's who DIDN'T mind the drag racing and probably had a blast: the kids.

Can't even make a BMW douchebag joke here. Hope the fuckers get sent up the river for a long, long time.