Tremendous. +1

So what if he is? It's a game where big, muscular men in tight, shiny pants chase and tackle other big, muscular men in tight, shiny pants.

Excellent. +1

Hollywood celebrities investing in surface-to-air missile defense systems *right now*

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Really? This is ESPN-level reporting. It's a bloody replica. His cousin is selling the gift he got, not A-Rod, so why the "DURR A-ROD SUCKS" angle?

My fail, I forgot they did add proper independent front suspension at some point. *prepares for flogging*

And to disperse energy through the car and not the driver. Regardless, I do look forward for the eventual 18th century solution NASCAR comes up with for this "axle and engine getting thrown out of the car" thing. They could get rid of axles and use independent suspension with steel wheel tethers to keep them from…

I look forward to NASCAR determining that the best way to avoid cars breaking apart is MOAR STEEL and a minimum car weight of 5,000 pounds; all scary technologies not understood by the locals banned just to be extra safe.

I was just commenting that it's bad PR. I think this is something everybody can agree on.

You know, NASCAR, maybe blocking the fan's video on YouTube might not have been the best PR move.

I like to shit on NASCAR as much as anyone, but I hope the spectators are all OK and there are no life-threatening injuries.

Safer cars! Cars that still use axles back and front. That's fucking hilarious.

...what? I'm saying NASCAR's fanbase is mostly rednecks. Where did you get that crap you just wrote from?

I know Deadspin comments are supposed to keep it funny, but I'm just gonna straight up say I hope he makes it and has some of that MLB success.

That's gonna take a lot of self-control on the part of the NASCAR crowd to not boo a black guy.

Eh, I closed mine three years ago. Haven't missed it. People I actually give a shit about I can email and text, and that works just fine.

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Doesn't matter at this point. The owners have committed to running IndyCar into the ground. Why would the Chinese want this corpse of a racing series?

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