I like to shit on NASCAR as much as anyone, but I hope the spectators are all OK and there are no life-threatening injuries.

Safer cars! Cars that still use axles back and front. That's fucking hilarious.

...what? I'm saying NASCAR's fanbase is mostly rednecks. Where did you get that crap you just wrote from?

I know Deadspin comments are supposed to keep it funny, but I'm just gonna straight up say I hope he makes it and has some of that MLB success.

That's gonna take a lot of self-control on the part of the NASCAR crowd to not boo a black guy.

+100

Doesn't matter at this point. The owners have committed to running IndyCar into the ground. Why would the Chinese want this corpse of a racing series?

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This is what I see in that photo, too.

So...yeah. Can't wait to see this on the Top Gear track. Will it beat the Huayra's insane time? Probably. Probably by quite a bit.

God I love Deadspin +1

+1

+Boner

Sweet +1

Damn it, yours needs its own comment. +1

You've just taken a jarring hit to the head. Do you:

Amazing +1

This.

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What's the cover-my-face-with-a-jacket thing supposed to do?