The best part is the NYPD treating bicyclists as essentially enemy combatants while assholes running people down with cars rarely even get charged. It'd be funny if it wasn't real.

The good: Dude deserves it, he's a famous guy.

The NYPD under Ray Kelly are authoritarian fucking assholes. They're a private army for Kelly and his gala-hosting friends making sure the poors don't end up in nice neighborhoods and reminding black and Latino youths to stay in their place. They handle any criticism of their actions with the subtlety and class of…

Biden's like your uncle who comes over and starts a riot. The Onion's piece on him cleaning out a Camaro is gold. Still, him or the guy who makes shit up about how dominant an athlete he is. So yeah...not much good choices.

He's an odd fellow. But he wins games for my favorite football team, so I'll take it.

Reply to myself: at least assholes could have made it USB 3 compatible (backwards compatible to 2.0 and 1.1, obviously) if they were going to bend over and pound their customers.

Well, to be fair, Apple is running short on cash and could use the licensing fees.

"BUT MY FREEEDOMZZZ!!!!" - Average dipshit driving a 5,000 lbs. SUV they can't handle

Mittens is a snake oil salesman. We've known this for years. Old news, guys.

You win gold and a vial of tears of the poors.

You know you fail at being liked in your own party when you lose the NASCAR fan vote, Mittens. Ouch.

To be fair, iPhone 4/4S users have previously had to deal with a faux-fancy phone that weighed more because Apple used a shitload of "shatter-proof" (trololol) glass on it. This new iPhone 5 doesn't weigh that much and is more durable, thus confusing the sheep.

All this referees-changing-the-outcome-of-plays stuff can mean only one thing: those Buffalo Wild Wings ads weren't kidding.

The local Buffalo Wild Wings has got to be involved.

He's gotta keep up appearances. Otherwise it would be harder to defraud the city of Miami.

But I was assured after their week 1 win that the Cows were now a different team and Romo was now clutch.

I'm an aesthetics nerd. I wish the engine was 3.5 litres, in a tribute to the sports cars and F1 cars of the early 90's.

I don't know if tossing balls to wide open receivers in college necessarily makes one a good NFL quarterback.

Piece of shit asshole is a piece of shit asshole, news at 11. Seriously, Breezy and LiLo need to GTFO off this planet.

I get why, I also don't get why. Eh.