Clearly this is a ritual to summon Lucas, the Lord of Darkness.

A Land Rover driving through salt water?

You need a Honda Fit

The hate comes from the fact that GM cut a lot of corners on the original C4 and neglected to recommend that people change the transmission fluid on the Doug Nash 2 speed unit (the thing that gives the 4+3 transmission the “+3”)... which resulted in failure rates higher than they should have been.

Can protect against 7.62mm, still can’t stop the Dent.

This isn’t for boring people, it’s for people who don’t want to be noticed. Avoiding confrontation entirely is far better than having to rely on the armor, so not making yourself a target is important.

Research and fact checking was never a strong point on gawker. Seems it still holds true under new management.

THIS JUST IN: Tow truck operators are scumbags. Also, water is wet, and 2+2=4

Oil.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

I forgot this dickbag is the one behind that stupid hand drip collector in public bathrooms.

Let me guess…

Las Vegas is basically the Florida of the west.

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

As a software developer, I can tell you usage metrics go a LONG way in helping determine improvements, fixes and new features in practically all software.

The last time I was in Germany, they had a signal that the light was about to change from Red to Green and it was “time to push the clutch pedal”. As a Jalop, I highly endorse.

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.