Motorcyclists are dicks.

Probably because you should be one of the squids dying in a fire.

Dear Squids,

ooooo.... Sorry. Just bought it and submitted the plans for the sub.

On the one hand there's truth behind the "no one deserves physical harm brought upon them..." mantra...

Consequences and being deserving of the consequences are entirely different.

He wasn't the father of a suspension. He was the father of the horrendous overall shitbox that was the Mustang II. Hot rodders using its suspension matters very little, since the II was the slowest Ford you could buy in America at the time. And it wore the Mustang badge.

Do you even know what you're talking about?

Because I read the article "As Carscoops reports, she told Belgian HLN that the crash put her in a coma, shattered her hand, and broke her top two vertebrae"

everyone's done something similar to this woman.

Everyone's cut across two lanes without looking? You do something dumb you get consequences it's that simple.

You mock, but much of this is me and I don't give a shit. Marcus can make an effing movie about it for all I care.

Due to the leg pulling they have been so fond of:

Remember the early days of the post 9/11 era, where everyone who criticized the massive expansion of government power were shouted down as traitors who hated america? Well here we are in the future with agents of the government just taking our shit without compensation and collecting all our phone calls just for…

This map is total bullshit. The whole area right here should be solid red, from the southern suburbs of DC to the northern burbs of Boston. The whole damn thing. Bright red.

Nothing interesting happens to me at ATL. Unless you count landing at gate A1 and connecting at Z99 "interesting." ATL is the shittiest airport in N. America (OK, yeah, Miami, LAX) and something like this would help take one's mind off the idea that moving sidewalks, for example, are illegal in Georgia, or something.

The Corvette has officially gone to plaid.

"I made the decision in an attempt to de-escalate the conflict, and I readily admit that it had the opposite effect," he said in an email to parents. "I take full responsibility for the decision, and I apologize for the disruption it has caused.

Any Hummer H2 SUT, especially when equipped with wheels over 20". Super expensive, totally useless, completely vulgar.