Diamond-Star Motors cars can park on even days only.

Damn you. I visited team coco and now can’t account for the past three hours.

Forget the screens, where’s the fighter pilot quality HUD?

This wouldn’t have happened if she had just switched to e-cigs.

Let’s sum FF’s pitch up in two words.

They have to try a lot harder if they want to be tops in marketing drivel. No one owns this like Infinity.

At least he didn’t grenade the engine.

Funny thing about profit, it’s just a line in an accounting register. My partners and I have been starting a business for the past couple of years. We have three locations and will open between two and four more in ‘16. We’ve met payroll, paid the bills, paid the loans, and have huge losses.

You are correct except remember what Ballaban said in the clip. Tesla is a technology company. The purpose of cars is to generate acceptance for electric vehicles. Do you think that the time the mainstream car companies would be hyping their new electric vehicle programs if Tesla wasn’t turning heads and changing…

Really? What missteps has Musk made that will make Tesla like those two? Oh, and not building his cars around an ICE platform doesn’t count.

When he said this, I couldn’t help think of Amazon’s early days. Bezos kept getting grilled because there were no profits. He would calmly tell people that the money is being reinvested into the company. Now it’s a juggernaut that makes more money on the back office services than it does on the storefront. Musk is…

What? No Jalopnik tie? What’s wrong with your marketing department?

“Why are you asking me all these questions? There’s nothing I can say that investors don’t already know.”

How to get dumb things on Jalopnik in four easy steps.

Time marches on and safety improves. But to a child of the 60’s, this is THE classic top fuel style. I suddenly feel the need to dig out More American Graffiti.

Jalopnik adding more and more content channels without the ability to filter out the ones you don’t like. A true Jalop should not be asked to scroll through all of the Toyland and Jezibel to get their fix.

You are correct in everything you say. Bomber based nukes are you special forces that can slip in and do the job without being detected or just appear at the doorstep of the enemy to rattle them.

Validating our long-range nuclear ballistic missile capability to the world may sound morbid, as using that capability operationally would probably mean the apocalypse, but it is entirely necessary. These missiles stand as our deterrent against such a reality ever happening.

The promise:

News Flash! “Elderly man drives into a crowd at bus stop, kills three.” People wouldn’t think twice to call the cops if they saw a drunk driver on the road. Then why not this?