I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

It's a crime that unique, creative, well made games like 999 and VLR can't be more successful in the current gaming climate.

I've got a new Kickstarter I'm thinking of.

Shen Mue?

Just a matter of time before people abuse this too.

Isn't Bravely Default the spiritual successor to Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light?

I'd buy a better Be A Pro mode game in a heartbeat. I want it to be complete with tabloid headlines and temper tantrums on the pitch.

Know what I'd like more? Friendly AI that actually plays with you as opposed to playing around you. My teammates in FIFA often pick nonsense passes while I'm making a run completely…

You go straight to hell, sir. Obsidian is one of the best RPG developers in the business when they're not hamstrung by shitty publishers.

One thing you have to give Obsidian is that they do a better job with games that most. They might not always be finished at release (one reason or another), but the amount of love they obviously pour in to a game is staggering.

Unreal Engine default material, I know it anywhere.

It'sa me! Your Supplier

Someone should make a movie about this!

She looks eerily similar to Kos-Mos.

neither could put up much a fight against Italian Spider-man

Scar was just a decoy. It was all a diversion to allow Timon and Pumbaa to gain power, using a puppet King, Simba, put into play by the king's trusted advisor.....Zazu.

Also, a plot twist ending where EVERYTHING you thought that you knew was wrong, and then another twist where you were even more wrong. Also, memes.

If the Lion King was made by Kojima it'd be 10 hours long and feature a 2 hour monologue on what it means to be a true lion. It would look amazing and shit would blow up spectacularly though.

This one wins for me hands down.