@janellef: Nah, don't try. Keep snarking on children instead.

@icy_one: Damn (wo)man. That's one appropriate nick you got there.

@fraying: I still miss Dead Like Me so much.

@happysquid: Sephiroth and Sesshoumaru as well. East Asian countries have been going for the anime androgynous aesthetic for years now. Europe is bound to catch up.

@katgirl476: Sounds totally amazing in an anime-cut sorta way. Way better than my boring old boy-cut.

@JennaW: Certain people in Foreignerland just want to be able to watch their sci-fi and assorted good US and UK shows without having to wait for years and get spoiled in the process.

@SorciaMacnasty: If I have the choice, I go for sports bras any time I fly. Plus, it's comfier when you are trying to twist yourself into a pretzel in the airplane.

@ytuhermanotambien: It happened to me in Austria. Also, the buttons on my jeans did. But they had set it on "overreact" around when I was flying because of yet another terrorist threat or something. Most airports can adjust the sensitivity on the machines because I've alternately beeped and not beeped at the same…

@ProofreadingGal: I tittered.

@pear.shaped.Sara: Crush protocol: activated.

Hey, the video stops before the snood starts shooting off little tragicomic faceheads at the sky.

"skiing; [...]parenthetical asides;[...] The Walking Dead; " and the ability to use a semicolon correctly?

@thewitchandthemoll: Add "early morning" and you have a perfect storm of horror.

@pragmatica: Funny and yucky at the same time.

@safeword: He's got the Colbert eyebrow and the yuppster (yuppie hipster) look. +14 NerdinessShield.

@Groucho Marxism: And, hello new obsession... How have I never heard of bogleech before?

@Groucho Marxism: I love that book so much. I read it this summer and it completely opened my eyes to the world of parasites. Also, there is no one on this planet I cannot disgust/horrify with discussions on said subject matter.

@DreamingSpiresNeverSleep: THANK YOU!

@radioactive_piano: Well, the article talks about brain size and its correlation to social intelligence. I still say no dog has observed me and tried to manipulate me in a way my cats do, so whatever.

@cool_as_KimDeal: I don't actually get it. Both can be toilet trained. One of my cats can use the actual toilet while none of the dogs I've had has been able to but they've learned how to hold it, until they are outside.