Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

Metrosexuals?

Ironically, that comic was saying quite the opposite about taking photos. Which is sort of a "To each their own" type thing. I think the bigger issue when it comes to over-measuring things is that we can easily assume that a bigger number means something is better.

Any word on if they're actually going to offer the tennis ball color? It is glorious

HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY

Spindle Grille...I BANISH THEE

Ugh. Why dogfood? couldnt the demo have been done with something more appetizing? like chicken?

Amazing how a good idea could be destroyed by such a terrible video.

This site cracks me up. Months ago it was linking to stories about the miraculous seven minute workout. Then, last month, it linked to a story that rightly called it a crock. Now, today, it's a four minute workout that will make you fit!

Once upon a time, BMW could call its cars the Ultimate Driving Machine without people rolling their eyes and laughing. It's a bit harder to swallow in this era of diesel M cars, bizarre naming strategies, bloated designs and slow-selling oddballs like the 5-Series GT. Thank God for the E46 M3.

I took it a step further and trolled my family throughout the holiday season. Bragged about how I started a new diet on Dec 1st, stood next to the Xmas cookies but conspicuously didn't eat any, told everyone that I lost 14 pounds already with this one easy trick, etc. This pisses off both the fat slobs and the fitness…

I wasn't under the impression that the 7-minute program mentioned in the article is designed for people who run 6 miles, four times a week to begin with. Seems to me that the issue is being approached from the wrong angle. Swapping out a lengthy, advanced exercise routine for a beginners circuit IS a step backwards.…

I believe the correct response is:

If I'm hustling and doing 7k in a night, then yes, I feel entitled to a good tip. I am the difference between you enjoying whatever event you are attending or you standing in line waiting for a drink.

I wonder how much room is in the boot. Why no mention of the new aluminium frame? What about a comparison to the carburettored Chevrolet Corvette's (PROPER NOUNS) of old? It is a nice coupé, and there are a lot of colours to choose from, but it is still not my favourite Chevrolet Corvette. I bet the V8 has great…

Stop giving Media Coverage to these assholes.

This is highly recommended to the Maker's Mark drinker who's looking to save $18 a bottle.

I keep trying to get my family to do a seafood Thanksgiving. Salmon, lobster, clams/mussels, corn. YUM.